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ratatatastic · 3 days ago

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"Playing against a guy like Barkov too? It's gonna be a nightmare too, you know... so big and strong on the puck so... it'll be fun." when your beloved captain is such a defensive nightmare that you do celebrate extensively when you manage to get the puck away from him in practise but this isnt practise but a patriotic circus and he will collect his dues and also you have to be homoerotic about it too

"Any chance Tkachuk takes it easy on you?" "Absolutely no chance. He'll be running me over and chirping me. It'll be hilarious." once again... buddy dont look too excited about it we have to have decorum around these parts...

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and also on things that haunt me personally...

finnish reporter using this interview, attributing the comment about maffhew ("Absolutely no chance. He'll be running me over and chirping me."→"There is absolutely no chance that [Sasha] will play looser against me. He will come and roll me over and throw a punch.") to sasha

and now we can't say for certain who is being referred to in "I know his tricks to get under your skin and he knows mine. I won't tell you about them though." because the TSN video cuts off before he can say it (unless they collected quotes afterwards which also happens) so im gonna lose my mind at schrodinger's maffhew/sasha if you need me 👍

#gustav forsling #aleksander barkov #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #4 nations face off #2425 #whats in a talking about benny running you over and going mmmmm sasha yeah its gonna be a fucking nightmare going agaisnt him too #girl dont drool while you say... have some couth #the “i hate going against this teammate” hierarchy goes as follows: maffhew→forsy→sasha #its a love triangle of competition?#this is all very haunting to me...#big and strong... yeah forsy? yeah?#call him a fucking nightmare wrapped up in a wet dream why dont ya #but yeah re:the finnish article it does make more sense if you read that part as maffhew #because it seems very uncharacteristic for sasha to throw a punch or try to purposefully irritate forsy #when he's said in concerns to facing matthew you have to ignore him or if you have a good chirp game engage him #and theres enough doubt in my mind i do have to bring it up #is it possible this could be a quote collected afterwards? yes for sureA #but also since the tsn video has the last thing forsy talks about being maffhew you know.... there is some doubt #schrodinger's maffhew/sasha if you will #so yeah ill be haunted by this does anybody need anything?#forsy thinking itll be funny to see maffhew try to truck him down...#to which he said maffhews a funny guy when katie told him about the fact maffhew admitted forsys the guy hes chirped the most so fa #hes utterly amused by maffhews antics... hes like a little jester to him... not much of a threat but fun to let him rile himself up #wow forsy...

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